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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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Looking over the correct answer

whatshouldlawbroscallme:

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kars:

I am awake but at what price

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breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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